dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

Thats not the way its pronounced.

When I put something down but then can’t remember where I left it

whatshouldwecallme:

fierrrrrrce:

im done

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

thesonicscrew:

The most impressive one because it actually looks like she’s saying that..

paralyticstalks:

walk up in the club like whoops wrong building

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose